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THIS IS THE NEW ME (According to liberals)

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Dec. 23, 2016


I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now – whether I like it or not, makes me a racist and responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan and support myself.

I went to HS & College and have held a job,and I am here – not because I earned it, but because I was advantaged.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast NRA gun lobby.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family, and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing, cop-loving extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an heartless bully with no understanding.

I believe that our current system guarantees freedom from effort – not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.

I know because of facts that global warming / climate change is a hoax – so now I’m a climate denier.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for- and by- all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand and salute during our National Anthem which takes me back to where I started – I must be a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me, because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newfound changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!

Funny (or sadly), It’s all taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

PS: And if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, I’m now afraid to go into either restroom!

PPS:  Liberals, they’re out of their minds!